Sandwich Warrior is the project of writers Cory Brin, Jeff Stolarcyk, and Aaron Hagenbuch. We've noticed that the Spam email that we receive usually contains hilarious and horribly translated text that is supposed to "fool" Spam filters. Because we are creative people, and sometimes bored, we turned them into haiku. Every haiku that you will see on this site, is 100% genuinely part of a spam email, including the phrase we saw that started it all: Sandwich Warrior! I'm hungry coach!
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
They died in Tunis
Both jockey and horse grumbled
Rise against the gray.
He seduces her
Muttering inscrutable
to make other girls
Puerperal broadloom
Longevity is poison
Sworn by directors.
bringeth not forth speech
from his mouth, but man, like an
ancient volcano
Shirk isonomy.
Heart’s solace will smile on me.
New pleasures to roam.
by murderous, know
his amazing transvestite
is so his entree
Anti-Gang Task Force
So humbly says the spider.
There’s no place like home.
THE EARLY ENGLISH
MAN AND HIS FOOD were life
of various forms
“Transfer”
I require partner
transfer $8.6m that belonged
to dead customer
This Haiku was send to the Warrior by Twitter Follower: @gporgytirebiter
Author Bio: Greg Silvey–Anchorage, Alaska. Lawyer, Collector of Spam, Occasional Poet
The Warrior APPROVES!
we looked for questions
was so fastness it subplot
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